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THIS IS JUST FUNNY:


10 TRUTHS BLACK & HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE WON'T ADMIT

1. ELVIS IS DEAD

2. JESUS IS NOT WHITE

3. RAP MUSIC IS HERE TO STAY(LONG LIVE THE WU)

4. KISSING UR PET IS NOT CLEAN OR CUTE.

5. SKINNY DOES NOT EQUAL SEXY(MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)

6. THOMAS JEFFERSON HAD BLACK KIDS

7. A 5yr. OLD IS TOO DAMN BIG FOR A STROLLER

8. N'SYNC WILL NEVER HOLD A CANDLE TO THE JACKSON 5

9. AN OCCASIONAL ASS-BEATING KEEPS UR KIDS IN LINE(THATS Y UR KIDS KILL YOU)

10. HAVING UR KIDS CUSS YOU OUT IN PUBLIC IS NOT NORMAL.



10 TRUTHS BLACK & WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HIPANICS WILL NEVER ADMIT.



1. HICKEY'S ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE

2. CHICKEN IS FOOD NOT A ROOMMATE

3. JESUS IS NOT A NAME FOR YOUR SON

4. MARIA IS A NAME....BUT NOT FOR EVERY DAUGHTER(TRUER WORDS WHERE NEVR WROTE)

5. YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAGE IS NOT A CAR DECORATION

6. JUMP OUT AND RUN IS NOT IN ANY INSURANCE POLICIES(BUT IT WORKS)

7. 10 PEOPLE TO A CAR IS CONSIDEREDE TOO MANY.(NOT REALLY BUT MEXICANS DIDN'T MAKE THE LIST)

8. BUTTONING JUS THE TOP BUTTON OF UR SHIRT IS A BAD FASHION STATEMENT

9. MAMI AND PAPI CAN'T POSSIBLY THE NICKNAME OF EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY

10. LETTING UR CHILDREN RUN WILDLY THROUGH THE STORE IS NOT NORMAL



10 TRUTHS WHITE & HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT.


1. O.J. DID IT

2. 2PAC IS DEAD(R.I.P.)

3. TEETH SHOULD NOT BE DECORATED

4. WEDDINGS SHOULD START ON TIME

5. YOUR PASTOR DOSEN'T KNOW EVERYTHING

6. JESSE JACKSON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT(THANK GOD!)

7. RED IS NOT A KOOL-AID FLAVOR, ITS A COLOR(LOL)

8. CHRUCH DOESN'T REQUIRE EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

9. CROWN ROYAL BAGS ARE MEANT TO BE THROWN AWAY

10. YOUR RIMS AND SOUND SYSTEM SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN UR CARS